Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Shame - the story of my life.
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