super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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