She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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