There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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