I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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