Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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