Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
You're a waste of cheezeits
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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