doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I currently don't understand fingers.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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