i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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