I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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