trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Edward fifth and chaser hands
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
