Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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