The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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