Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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foreskin is a definite game changer
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.