Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(419): View more from Ohio

Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.

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(954): View more from Florida

I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.

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(647): View more from Ontario

TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.

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(443): View more from Maryland

he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.

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(301): View more from Maryland

she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is

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(908): View more from New Jersey

My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.

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(518): View more from New York

No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.

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