with your own penis?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Fuck appropriateness.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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