you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
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Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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