At least make sure they are 18
Why
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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