what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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