the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
