dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
