What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
The Olympian is in my bed
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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