Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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