In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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