You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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