We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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