just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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