How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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