so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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