areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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