and you said cock pushups were impossible
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
