dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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