omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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