I'm really into asian looking animals
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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