is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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