the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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