who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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