Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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