My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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