There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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