just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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