is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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