i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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