Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
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Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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