I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize