when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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