But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I need water and some morals
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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