sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
love makes seman taste better
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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