I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Let's paint friendship bongs
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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