So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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