I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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