i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Never underestimate the power of titties
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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