I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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