Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
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What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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